1. 1NDUN

    Why is Marty Poppins holding a carrot? Is it imported from Asia like most of his fans seem to be?

  2. BillEBuoy

    just caught K.Stew in yet another uncompromising position

  3. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Did his butt plug just fall out??

  4. (Dude in the white trash bag): My precious….

  5. Kojak

    “No Kristen! No!”

  6. Tidbit

    *I* want a role in a Rupert Sanders movie, too!

  7. DeucePickle

    “Kristen, no! That’s Jon Hamm’s limo !”

  8. GAY?!? Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-? What would EVER make you think that I am gay?!? I’m outraged!

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    “Nooo Kristen! He’s just directing traffic!”

  10. Joe

    Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! It’s a 15-year-old lonely fat girl! I can’t believe one finally came to see Twilight! I can’t contain myself!

  11. Bigalkie

    Nice hobo shoes

  12. angerinside

    “Dude No! She still tastes like old guy and car seat.”

  13. Jonesy

    I don’t CARE if she’s not attracted to me!

  14. He just saw Kristen Stewart auditioning for her next role.


  16. Swearin

    Okay let’s play a game called “Can you tell which Twilight fan is probably a serial killer?”

  17. Vladmir

    That giant virgin is crushing those Asians…

  18. EricLr

    I bet the father of the guy at the far right is really proud.

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