Why is Marty Poppins holding a carrot? Is it imported from Asia like most of his fans seem to be?
just caught K.Stew in yet another uncompromising position
Did his butt plug just fall out??
(Dude in the white trash bag): My precious….
“No Kristen! No!”
*I* want a role in a Rupert Sanders movie, too!
“Kristen, no! That’s Jon Hamm’s limo !”
GAY?!? Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-? What would EVER make you think that I am gay?!? I’m outraged!
“Nooo Kristen! He’s just directing traffic!”
Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! It’s a 15-year-old lonely fat girl! I can’t believe one finally came to see Twilight! I can’t contain myself!
Nice hobo shoes
“Dude No! She still tastes like old guy and car seat.”
I don’t CARE if she’s not attracted to me!
He just saw Kristen Stewart auditioning for her next role.
Okay let’s play a game called “Can you tell which Twilight fan is probably a serial killer?”
That giant virgin is crushing those Asians…
I bet the father of the guy at the far right is really proud.
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