1. Arab Peace Initiative. That’s an oxymoron right?

    • i bet they solved the issues over there after this conference.

    • cc

      That signs been there since 1967

    • An offer – signed on by all the major Arab players – has been on the table since 2002. The Israeli government has never even bothered to address this – because any peace agreement would mean giving up territories siezed in 1967, and like hell are we going to give up any of those, because they were given to us by our special, invisible friend who owns EVERYTHING and gave it all to US so THERE!!!
      But, yeah, an Arab peace initiative. Funny, right?

  2. “For the last time, Mr. Polanski: No, I do not have the power to grant you immunity and safe return to the US. And no, I do not now what “is hip” with young girls nowadays”

  3. “What do you mean its already over? Yeah, I read the sign.”

  4. Dox

    “Can someone get this flag pole out of my ass? Please?”

  5. Cock Dr

    When asked about progress in the Syrian chemical weapons effort disposal Lurch became very solemn.

  6. Smapdi

    “Hey, Kerry! Everyone tried to agree to your peace plan, but the sign-up website didn’t work! Hahahaha!”

  7. “Bueller? Bueller?”

  8. Hugh G. Rection

    I still can’t believe Herman Munster is our secretary of state.

  9. Inner Retard

    Like a child being scolded by his parents:
    - Johnny, why didn’t you make peace with the arabs?!
    - I don’t knooooow…
    - What did we tell you??!!
    - It’s all Rumsfeld’s fault… He told me not to trust them…
    *from the background*… Nah-ah, it wasn’t me!

  10. I'mCool

    Would it be inappropriate for me to call that his “sand nigga, please” face?

  11. jhon

    Nice that Frankenstein makes and appearance around Halloween

  12. The look of a man that wants anything other than peace in the Middle East. Looks like he is about to throw a tantrum because he was not able to get his war.

  13. “Yooouuu raaaang?”

  14. Swearin

    Grumpy Cat HATES Arab peace initiatives…

  15. John Kerry walks into an Arab Peace Initiative, and the bartender says “Why the long face?”

  16. “Chin up, Mr. Kerry!”

  17. tlmck

    “I’m sorry Mr. Kerry. Miss Brinkley said no.”

  18. You have to question the resolve of an initiative whose sign looks like it was printed on a Laserjet II and taped to the podium.

  19. Deva

    “I thought we had an understanding that the dark was off limits? This press conference is over!”

  20. fred

    “Hey Kerry-over here. Does it bother you that people really miss Hillary Clinton now that you are on the job?”

  21. “Ahem…AHEM…!!! If Mr. Kim Jong-un will stop horsing around we can get started…”

  22. donkeylicks

    If you try to have an Arab Peace Initiative Conference…. Your’e gonna have a bad time.

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