Farrah Abraham and her new boyfriend Brian Dawe in Orlando, FL. (October 18, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Does this mean there’ll be a sequel?
He wants to Dawe her in the butt.
That is the look of a man, that knows everyone has seen his girlfriend get banged in the ass by another man. Probably with a bigger dick.
That’s the look of a man who hasn’t been hitting that back door.
That is not the look of a man.
You’re right. He looks like a post-adolescent douche who probably hasn’t ever hit the front door either.
Jason Sudeikis needs to start dressing his age.
Not seen: Brian’s parents both committing suicide.
Imagine that conversation….
“Mom, dad… Id like you to meet my girlfriend Farrah.”
“Son, are you sure you’re not gay. I swear when you were growing up, you seemed very gay to me. No need to hide it. We accept you. Please be gay. Please?”
I’m assuming they’re looking for the back door.
Let me take a guess about the bf, no job, no prospects, big penis.
Yeah, “boyfriend.” As in: “Maria the hooker had $400 worth of boyfriends last night.”
Shared thought bubble: “I can do way better than this.”
The moment Brian realized that he in real life you can’t shoot the hooker.
why not? did he leave his gun in the restaurant?
Yeah, that’s it. Wait in the car while I go get my gun from the restaurant.
Hell, it worked for Baretta.
Ah, young love…kissing a girl who had a pornstar plunge his duck into her ass and then directly into her mouth.
that’s the face of a man thinking about why his girlfriends mouth tastes like shit
Breath mint dear? Here, take the pack. This one too. And this one.
I bet she will tell everyone that he is a millionaire record producer, which means he is really the top fry guy at McDonald’s.
Even better… this guy is a dj.
Psst. Hey Brian, that’s not morning breath you smell.
It’s the first time she and a date have slipped _out_ the back door.
I really want her to make more porno movies. That was one hell of a debut.
I’d think she was definitely doable if she didn’t have those ridiculous after-market titties.
Squirter and Squirtee arriving home after a casual evening stroll.
This guy is sooo fucking douchey he actually makes Farrah look sorta normal.
“Don’t you like holding my hand, Brian?”
“Well, yeah. I guess so. If this is what I gotta do for a blowjob…”
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