1. What an a-hole.

    • Phoenix

      At first glance, I thought that said “whack-a-mole”, as a reference to the “mallet” in his hand. I need some sleep.

  2. I guess Italy doesn’t have a Megan’s Law.

  3. If he could ski better, this is what Sonny Bono would have looked like.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Too much to hope for a strong gust of wind or Michael Jackson’s ghost to dangle him over the edge, huh?

  5. “I have the artistic talent of any 19 year old girl with a digital camera! I’m fucking awesome! My secret is to use black and white!!”

  6. ThisWillHurt

    Every child is afraid of the Boogey-Hipster.

  7. savedatwins

    yea! i just took a picture of my PENIS in lindsay lohans ASS. YEAH BRA

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    I’d lay dollars to donuts that he had his camera trained on the good looking 12 year old who happened to be walking by at the moment this pic was snapped.

  9. zomgbie

    thank you ivy.
    we all know hes naked from the waist down.

  10. Ruckus


  11. I bet that pedos ankle bracelet went off the minute he exited that house.

  12. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    I think he’s just relieved me of my fear of lightning…

  13. meeps!

    Some people really should stay BEHIND the camera…

  14. Off Camera: Crowd cheering him for getting Lohan to stick a gun in her mouth.

  15. Jezebel

    “Why yes this shirt is made by American Apparel…I get a ‘titty grabber’ discount!”

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