1. Hubert Updike

    ” Blow jobs for coke …. Blow jobs for coke … Got crack and you can have anal … got crack and you can have anal …”

  2. Meg

    Going back to see where she came from, isn’t that sweet…

  3. Deacon Jones

    Pants = pre cocaine problem

    Legs = post cocaine problem

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    Nuttier than a bag of almonds.

  5. EricLr

    Hey, wait, can you give me a ride home….and also $20 for a handjob?

  6. “What do you mean, I can’t feed the pumpkins? Someone just sold me this bag of pumpkin food!”

  7. popwilleatitself

    She doesn’t even know how confused she is.

  8. Bigalkie

    Just when Charlie Sheen couldn’t hate himself any more.. He recalls all the cash that he had to give this crazy pig. That must have been some good dope man.

  9. Biff

    Thought it was Amanda Knox. Oh well…

  10. Everytime I see a picture of this broad without her kids, I cringe knowing Sheen has them.

    Everytime I see a picture of Sheen without his kids, I cringe knowing this broad has them.

    They are so fucked in life.

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