superficial

  1. Signing autographs for the Narcissistic Ass Club.

  2. EricLr

    You know people, I did make movies after the 80′s. I can’t remember the names of any of them right now, but I distinctly remember making some!

  3. Arnold! Arnold…Sign these paternity papers!!!

  4. squishy

    Might be time to find a new barber!

  5. savedatwins

    Hey – sign this picture for my daughter – she cleans houses in queens. Her number’s on there

  6. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    NYPD? New York Paternity Division.

  7. Thought it was Donald Trump.

  8. His fan base is composed of men his age that want to bang their housekeepers too. He’s like a real life hero.

  9. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    The back of his head looks like a wookie…

  10. How did his head get fat?? Wait, don’t answer that.

  11. Of course y’all like him in New York. He wasn’t YOUR incompetent-ass governor for eight long years.

    • Craptard

      you idiots elected Governor Moonbeam – TWICE! as such, you are permanently banned from ever bitching about your elected officials ever again.

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