The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.2.12
Christopher Walken and Sam Rockwell at the premiere of Seven Psychopaths in Westwood, CA. (October 1, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.2.12
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Also present, but not pictured: Crispin Glover; Gary Busey; Mel Gibson; Nick Nolte; and Joaquin Phoenix.
You should see where I have Collin Farrell’s picture!
Oh….great…..another……………………….stalker.
“Tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get ‘er to sew that!”
Doesn’t Sam have to pull his pants up right under the chin on the t-shirt?
“Oh nice shirt there sonny. Whose face is that?”
SAM: Check it out, Christopher. I made a T-Shirt from the police sketch of the man who broke into my house last week.
CHRISTOPHER: That’s so cool. That looks just like . . .
SAM: Willem Dafoe? I was just gonna say that!
Spoken in a Walkenesque manner:
“This face… I know… this face… this is my face. A face… a face of better times. Now… I stand here…. today… with a full diaper… not a man… but a baby… if you will. However… an old baby…is what I am…. nonetheless. Oh… I am tired… so very tired.”
Whats with the great grampa pants on Christopher Walken?
I looked him up, anxious to counter with him actually being a great-grandfather, when I found out he has 0 kids. He’s even said that’s one of the reasons he’s had such an active career.
The lesson is, if you want to as awesome as Walken, don’t have kids.
But you still end up wearing elastic-waistband pants. There is no awesomeness in that.
Where are the other five?
Two awesome men.
I think Walken forgot he sells those shirts out if the back of his van for $10 each
Like they needed more ways to sneak Walken into the middle of a movie.
If these are two of the seven, I’m sold.
Watch the trailer — Christopher Walken alone sold me.
Tuck that shirt in, young man.
And pull your pants up past your waist.
Both of these men can dance.