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  1. Also present, but not pictured: Crispin Glover; Gary Busey; Mel Gibson; Nick Nolte; and Joaquin Phoenix.

  2. You should see where I have Collin Farrell’s picture!

  3. EricLr

    Oh….great…..another……………………….stalker.

  4. “Tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get ‘er to sew that!”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Doesn’t Sam have to pull his pants up right under the chin on the t-shirt?

  6. “Oh nice shirt there sonny. Whose face is that?”

  7. ThisWillHurt

    SAM: Check it out, Christopher. I made a T-Shirt from the police sketch of the man who broke into my house last week.
    CHRISTOPHER: That’s so cool. That looks just like . . .
    SAM: Willem Dafoe? I was just gonna say that!

  8. Bonky

    Spoken in a Walkenesque manner:

    “This face… I know… this face… this is my face. A face… a face of better times. Now… I stand here…. today… with a full diaper… not a man… but a baby… if you will. However… an old baby…is what I am…. nonetheless. Oh… I am tired… so very tired.”

  9. Bigalkie

    Whats with the great grampa pants on Christopher Walken?

    • I looked him up, anxious to counter with him actually being a great-grandfather, when I found out he has 0 kids. He’s even said that’s one of the reasons he’s had such an active career.

      The lesson is, if you want to as awesome as Walken, don’t have kids.

  10. Dave

    Where are the other five?

  11. Two awesome men.

  12. Swearin

    I think Walken forgot he sells those shirts out if the back of his van for $10 each

  13. Like they needed more ways to sneak Walken into the middle of a movie.

  14. If these are two of the seven, I’m sold.

  15. Fig

    Tuck that shirt in, young man.
    And pull your pants up past your waist.

  16. HollywoodOutsider

    Both of these men can dance.

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