He’s no Dinklage, but I guess he’ll do in a pinch.
Does a fist bump from a 35 pound man count?
35 lbs would be a heavyweight compared to this guy; most sources put him between 10-12 lbs.
I could make a fortune with this guy.
He’s circus quality for sure.
That’s not a real person…that’s too small to be a real person.
He looks like a model
Finally someone, Tom Cruise can look down on…
Sad thing is his dick is still bigger than The Situation’s.
Even this motherfucker gets more paying jobs than Lindsay Lohan.
Probably banged her, too.
It would be funny to see him climb Kim K’s ass and stick a flag in it.
Always lift the sheets up at a motel before you move your luggage in to check for them. If they infest you home they a a bitch to get rid of I’ve heard.
Can I pick him up at Toys-R-Us?
He’s giving two pounds. And is also two pounds.
“You two assholes stay the fuck away from me or I’ll beat the shit out of the two of ya’s…”
He’s got a date with Hayden Panettiere after this gig. Finally, a woman he towers over!
Awww I want to pick him up and put him right in my pocket!!! I will bring him home and love him and pet him and sing him to sleep!!
I want one!
Yeah, he’s really cute.
I really do want one.
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