superficial

  1. He’s no Dinklage, but I guess he’ll do in a pinch.

  2. Does a fist bump from a 35 pound man count?

  3. I could make a fortune with this guy.

    He’s circus quality for sure.

  4. That’s not a real person…that’s too small to be a real person.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He looks like a model

  6. Finally someone, Tom Cruise can look down on…

  7. The Brown Streak

    Sad thing is his dick is still bigger than The Situation’s.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Even this motherfucker gets more paying jobs than Lindsay Lohan.

  9. cc

    It would be funny to see him climb Kim K’s ass and stick a flag in it.

  10. Always lift the sheets up at a motel before you move your luggage in to check for them. If they infest you home they a a bitch to get rid of I’ve heard.

  11. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Can I pick him up at Toys-R-Us?

  12. pdan

    He’s giving two pounds. And is also two pounds.

  13. “You two assholes stay the fuck away from me or I’ll beat the shit out of the two of ya’s…”

  14. He’s got a date with Hayden Panettiere after this gig. Finally, a woman he towers over!

  15. farting old man's wife

    Awww I want to pick him up and put him right in my pocket!!! I will bring him home and love him and pet him and sing him to sleep!!

  16. Jill_Ess

    I want one!

  17. wtf

    I really do want one.

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