Snake, meet cock.
P.E.T.A – Penis. Enters. Tight. Ass
I am a member of TETA actually.
Twig Enters Thousands of Asses
I predict a 98% cock/vagina reference for this post
And PETA can kiss mine!
I see Kim Kardashian’s “psoriasis” is spreading…
I never really understood the Adam and Eve story before, but if this is what snakes looked like, kaboom!
most people don’t get that story. and i bet 99% of bible thumpers didn’t know eve wasn’t adam’s first wife. the first one was lilith, who divorced his ass cos she didn’t want to be subservient.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith
Get outta here with yer book larnin on mah gossip site.
I’m investing in some red kryptonite just in case.
People Eating Tasty Animals? Yep, i’m allll fur it!
…yep, starting with your tasty pets
PETA finally decided to join up with TV promotions. This time for the remake of V.
I’ve heard of guys referring to certain women as “snakes” but I didn’t realize they were being literal.
I’m gonna go wear more animals so they keep posting hot naked celebrities.
Didn’t she kill Natalie Holloway?
I wish Vandervort would slither into my bed. I’d definitely be a meat eater, if you know what I mean ;-)
“Wait? What do you mean, ‘where the sun don’t shine’?”
PETA should hire the agency that came up with the Old Spice guy ads, ’cause I’m looking at this and still don’t give a fuck about snakes.
Never have i wanted to savagely fuck my cousin so bad.
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