Someone with two large reasons to support breast cancer research.
“When you said I have a great pair of globes I thought you were referring to my eyeballs.”
I’d like some ice cream with my cake-face, please.
Chris Brown action shot.
The moment that someone finally made her listen to her own music….
I would expect blood coming from the ears…oh wait – robots don’t bleed…nm!
When someone layers on that much foundation ya gotta wonder just WTF is under there that they so need to hide.
You could lick your finger and drag it across your face and your finger would weigh ten pounds. That shit is awful for your face, so whatever it is she’s hiding isn’t getting any less hideous.
Looks like the airbrush machine was broken, lost, forgotten, etc. You can see where they dug through to clean up her eyebrows. Yech.
Doesn’t she do commercials for some acne product? Proactiv (after looking it up).
They use a Wagner paint sprayer to put it on, and a Karcher power washer to take it off.
She regained her vision and saw who she married.
And the reality of her marriage kicks in right . . . here.
Someones been in the bottle of pepnobismo.
Did Russell Brand’s dick just shoot “Aliens” blood into her eye?
The morticians did a nice job. She almost looks like she’s still alive.
She’s making the same face that amateur porn stars make when getting jizzed on for the first time
“Not in my hair!”
“Why no, I’m not blind, Why do you ask?”
“Katy Perry has revealed the unpleasant side effects of eating her favorite British food – baked beans on toast” – The Press Association
Gilbert Godfried is NOT a spring.
It took her THIS long to get sick of “California Gurls”???
Yeesh – looks like Rumer WIllis
Naaoow, isn’t that spacial!
Show some cleavage or GTFO. That is ALL you’re good for.
Not the face!
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