superficial

  1. Someone with two large reasons to support breast cancer research.

  2. Said it

    I’d like some ice cream with my cake-face, please.

  3. arnieblackblack

    PETA face

  4. The Brown Streak

    Chris Brown action shot.

  5. JC

    The moment that someone finally made her listen to her own music….

  6. Cock Dr

    When someone layers on that much foundation ya gotta wonder just WTF is under there that they so need to hide.

    • Help

      You could lick your finger and drag it across your face and your finger would weigh ten pounds. That shit is awful for your face, so whatever it is she’s hiding isn’t getting any less hideous.

    • BE

      Looks like the airbrush machine was broken, lost, forgotten, etc. You can see where they dug through to clean up her eyebrows. Yech.

    • TomFrank

      Doesn’t she do commercials for some acne product? Proactiv (after looking it up).

    • They use a Wagner paint sprayer to put it on, and a Karcher power washer to take it off.

  7. cc

    She regained her vision and saw who she married.

  8. it had to be said

    And the reality of her marriage kicks in right . . . here.

  9. Someones been in the bottle of pepnobismo.

  10. Deacon Jones

    Did Russell Brand’s dick just shoot “Aliens” blood into her eye?

  11. The morticians did a nice job. She almost looks like she’s still alive.

  12. She’s making the same face that amateur porn stars make when getting jizzed on for the first time

  13. “Why no, I’m not blind, Why do you ask?”

  14. GeorgeWBush

    “Katy Perry has revealed the unpleasant side effects of eating her favorite British food – baked beans on toast” – The Press Association

  15. ohmyfreakinggawd

    Gilbert Godfried is NOT a spring.

  16. It took her THIS long to get sick of “California Gurls”???

  17. BeckyS

    Yeesh – looks like Rumer WIllis

  18. MRF

    Naaoow, isn’t that spacial!

  19. oldfool

    Show some cleavage or GTFO. That is ALL you’re good for.

  20. Venom

    Not the face!

  21. Working on her Wilma Flintstone look.

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