1. Did Ellen have a son?

  2. She must be running in to the carpet store.

  3. She should stop adjusting in public. I sends the wrong mes… er… wait.. never mind.

  4. Satan's bitch

    Still checking to see if the testicle fairy paid a visit…

  5. The Brown Streak

    Now we know what Jennifer Love Hewitt was running away from yesterday.

  6. kimmykimkim

    “Bob had bitch-tits.”

  7. cc

    Is that what the English call a chav?

  8. Got a case of the Beckhams.

  9. maeby

    keys, phone, wallet, penis, CHECK.

  10. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Yep… still there.

  11. JosieBelle

    STILL can’t get the taste of Fire Crotch out of her mouth.

  12. GeorgeWBush

    This is why some DJ’s don’t like to share turn-tables…you never know where that other DJ’s hand has been

    “…smell my finger.” – Craig Ferguson

  13. squishy

    SKUNK ALERT SKUNK ALERT!! Phew that was close!!!

  14. AnnaDraconida

    She’s preparing her tongue!

  15. Seen here shaking her moneymaker…

  16. LucidL

    I think I figured out where Lindsay’s veneers are.

  17. Sin

    Strap on is stilll in place, now where did Lindsay say to eat, I mean, meet her?

  18. Puss InToots

    “Testicles, spectacles, wallet and watch.”

  19. sc4play

    Sam’s hair reminds me of those creme filled cookies we had way back when in kindergarten that were vanilla cookie on one side and chocolate on the other. Will never in my life eat another one. Dammit! Ya’ll just had to post this, didn’t you?!

  20. Blech

    Guess she forgot to self-administer her monthly Frontline dosage.

  21. fandy

    Hay! I saw that dude workin at Subway last weekend.

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