“If I wear these hideous fake glasses, people will think *they’re* the reason I look crazy.”
Is it time for the ‘ugliest dog’ contest already?
Couldn’t Amy Winehouse have been a little more friendly towards Courtney? They could have gone together is all I’m sayin…
Grandma found the schnapps again.
She’s your doddering 8th grade English teacher: the 68-year-old veteran who won’t retire and always smells like Marlboros and incontinence.
Nothing say ‘I don’t give two shits’ like tobacco stained fingernails. Seriously, when was the last time you saw someone who wasn’t a beggar that had that?
Uh….that looks like she stuck her finger up her ass
And yet — her teeth still look better than Lindsay’s.
Come on Fish, enough with the Steven Tyler pics already.
How drunk is too drunk? When you are so drunk in Dublin that the Irish actually notice..
Meth is a helluva drug.
You might say you can see the whites of her eyes, but in reality her eyes have turned white from Meth.
“You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would ya?”
“The power of Christ compels you!!”
Looks like it may have started out as a commercial for Dentu-Creme.
And the photo-op concluded with her flying off into the night on her broom.
This, right here, is why Kurt Cobain killed himself.
Is that the new “Crazy Ashleigh Banfield” halloween costume?
You know she’s cycling into one of her downward spirals when the poodleknit sweater comes out.
Nice nicotine finger. I know what you all are thinking. You want to lick the inside of her glasses clean for her.
Call the Ghost Busters!
somebody call the cops, hurry
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