“I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they’re no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I’m coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”
Uncle Buck! Classic!! +1
♥ ♥ ♥ Awesome!
Come on Kate Gosselin, shouldn’t you be spending more time with your kids?
Seriously. Are they sisters?
“OK asshole, take this Chinese handcuff app off my phone.”
Need to find Sarah Connor? There’s an app for that!
Somebody should tell her doctor that you’re not supposed to do those multi-injection TB tests on people’s faces.
Jesus, this is the “before” picture, right?
a face only a mother could love
Damn, this bitch is fugly. I’ll have the mole & wrinkles combo.
…with a side of peroxide.
Make fun of her all you want, but I think she seems like one of the coolest chicks ever. She can have whatever ridiculous hairdo she wants, in my opinion. :-)
Well…maybe you’re right. What is it that brings you to this conclusion?
She seems easygoing, unconceited, intelligent, and witty. She makes poor choices in men, eye makeup, and hair stylists, but eh, who doesn’t.
She put that streak in her hair and lost her gig on ‘Our Gang’.
My favorite song of his is White Wedding.
Whoa, Spike looks rough; he must have quaffed some red stuff from a really skanky chick.
Still looking like Eddie Izzard, I see.
Nailed that Kiefer Sutherland in “Lost Boys” look. NAILED IT.
“It’s only noodles Michael” ha ha !
“Setting Phaser to stun…setting Phaser to stun!…what the fuck…I said SETTING PHASER TO STUN…Goddamnit…This fucker NEVER works right!”
Why, I’d thank you NOT TO SHARE, my good sir! Mm-ha!
Ummm… is it just me or does she have 3 THUMBS?????
hahahaha crab hands
Love u Pink…Girl Power!
“Siri, where the fuck have my eyebrows gone??”
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