superficial

  1. parts of me are already applauding

  2. kimmykimkim

    So gay people can’t get married but giraffes can? Is it because they’re endangered?

  3. Yay!! Jeff Goldblum!
    That’s all.

  4. Cocksider

    New utherus for Brandon-Fly

    • Matt Lauer

      Looks like her neck went through the tele-pod with a giant penis. Of course, I think that about everybody.

  5. Mary Feeney

    My favorite line by him in a movie is, “I forgot my mantra” in Annie Hall.

    My favorite performance by him is as Freak #1 in Death Wish, his first movie.

  6. neo

    Gandolf the Gray? Damn, that fuckers a giant.

  7. tlmck

    A new twist on “Tenspeed and Brown Shoe”.

  8. EricLr

    She’s deaf. He can’t STFU. It’s the perfect relationship.

  9. She looks bendy and open minded enough to do the good stuff. Good for him.

  10. Troll's Nighmare

    I like him but somehow this looks awkward.

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    She has Brian Urlacher’s neck.

  12. The Pope

    I can’t help but wonder if he rests his chin on the top of her head when they have sex.

  13. BillEBuoy

    Human in the background looks like a mass murderer. Or at least pretty pissed she got the short end of the stick.

    • lala

      But then his penis would be going into her belly button. Although that’s always the first question that I think of whenever I see a couple with a big height difference, and that probably says something about me… but what’s The Pope doing questioning things like that? =]

  14. Senor Trout

    Nice time-travel shot – a gray-haired Jeff Goldblum in the front and Hayden Panetierre at 52, 53 years old in the background.

  15. kimmykimkim

    Can’t stop looking at her neck.

  16. That girl is the right kind of stringy.

  17. lori

    She should put some pants on.

  18. NineInchNailed

    Okay after looking at this for a long time I finally know what seems off about this picture – it’s not as much the height difference as how tiny her face and how long and thick her neck are compared to his.

  19. Matt

    Even after a successful movie career and great personal wealth, Jeff was still never able to come to terms with having been given up for adoption by his father Orville. So, he used his vast personal fortune to invest in a nationwide chain of gourmet popcorn stands. As the economy suffered in recent years, he spent his last few dollars in a futile effort to save his family legacy. Today, his business and his home gone, he’s seen here with everything he still owns. Plus, a homeless prostitute that he pimps out vowing to make his way back to the top, one $40 bj at a time, and to reclaim his rightful name as Jeff Redenbacher.

  20. Oz Matters

    Im assuming the girlfriend is the blonde on the right?

  21. dexter

    looks like jeff got away with the brachiosaurus eggs

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