That dress is fucking awesome.
Too bad the hanger is entirely made of an alloy of Condescentium and Pretentium.
That’s my favourite comment ever, Justifiable.
Sometimes I get angry that I can’t thumbs-up a really good comment. This would be one of those times.
Gah! Can’t give a wholly deserved thumbs-up!
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I hear a 99% solution of butfuccose stretchnine can do wonders to soften that alloy. I’m volunteering.
Fish, this is cruel.
To make my boner stand only to have me beat common sense into it is not right….
I confess I love it when this pretentious has been looks like crap.
God’s Love We Deliver… but only if it’s Dom Perignon and Imperial Golden Osetra Caviar carried in a Burlington Organic picnic hamper.
If you forget the Porthault linen serviettes it’s only fit for the servant’s quarters.
“Blah blah blah… something pretentious… blah blah blah”
I think that logo is a priest patting a choir boy’s bum.
The dress is made from organic, free-trade silk, gathered from silkworms (that are kept in decent living conditions) by well-paid children who get three healthy vegan meals a days, and woven by women in a village who get full medical benefits and paid vacations.
Isn’t Gwyneth an atheist?
See the crazy twinkle in her eyes and know she has the next outrageous comment already chambered and ready to fire.
How pissed was she when she discovered the background was not in Spanish or French?
It’s so nice of her to do God a favor.
Who is this?
The pretentious asshole still has a rocking body on her.
She’s there to donate some pompous.
Why is God’s love delivering a smack on dat ass?
I’d like to fuck her into humility.
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