1. kimmykimkim

    That dress is fucking awesome.

  2. Fish, this is cruel.
    To make my boner stand only to have me beat common sense into it is not right….

  3. Cock Dr

    I confess I love it when this pretentious has been looks like crap.

  4. God’s Love We Deliver… but only if it’s Dom Perignon and Imperial Golden Osetra Caviar carried in a Burlington Organic picnic hamper.

  5. BigOkie

    “Blah blah blah… something pretentious… blah blah blah”

  6. I think that logo is a priest patting a choir boy’s bum.

  7. Johnny P!

    The dress is made from organic, free-trade silk, gathered from silkworms (that are kept in decent living conditions) by well-paid children who get three healthy vegan meals a days, and woven by women in a village who get full medical benefits and paid vacations.

  8. tlmck

    Isn’t Gwyneth an atheist?

  9. Troll's Nighmare

    See the crazy twinkle in her eyes and know she has the next outrageous comment already chambered and ready to fire.

  10. Joaquin ingles

    How pissed was she when she discovered the background was not in Spanish or French?

  11. EricLr

    It’s so nice of her to do God a favor.

  12. The pretentious asshole still has a rocking body on her.

  13. Contusion


  14. cc

    She’s there to donate some pompous.

  15. Why is God’s love delivering a smack on dat ass?

  16. I’d like to fuck her into humility.

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