1. catapostrophe

    Ridiculous.

  2. kimmykimkim

    Haha! THIS guy…

  3. Cock Dr

    Didn’t Queen do a song about something like this?

  4. Why does that contraption exist?

    • Dick Hell

      Looks stupid but very low risk of testicles impacting bar compared to most bikes… unless you have elephant balls (he might, I dunno).

  5. Not pictured: Little Mac jogging behind him training to fight Tyson

  6. Urvag

    Didn’t Mr. Garrison invent a similar bike?

  7. When he gets out of pap range the seat’s coming off.

  8. Jman

    Either those tires are made of stone or that’s the best engineered bicycle in the world.

  9. tlmck

    I’d like to see him try to ride one of those new cardboard bicycles.

  10. neo

    Hemorrhoids?

  11. Would someone photoshop Wolf Blitzer’s face on there so it makes sense?

  12. Joaquin ingles

    Just get a Segway- you’ll look cooler.

  13. “Did I do thaaaaaaaat.”

  14. Ismoss

    He borrowing Kim’s bike but she rides it without the seat.

  15. bewbs

    Police: “What did the thief look like?”
    Boy: “He was black!”

  16. Josie

    what a weird bike…

  17. zomgbie

    poor bike. :(

  18. Little Tongue

    That’s the perfect bike for the long balled (or cocked) who like to ride bottom naked.

  19. mbcl

    “Mommy look at the clown”

  20. HollywoodOutsider

    Ghetto TwentyTwelve.

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