superficial

  1. I’m pretty sure that’s how Charlie proves his excellence on Always Sunny.

  2. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/16/Sunny-300_449.jpg[/img]

  3. “This is the move I used to bag Joey, but back in those days, I could still do a full split; hahaha, good times. Hey, do you want an autograph? What’s that? Oh yeah, sorry, I’m Joshua Jackson.”

  4. Johnny P!

    When you’re an A-Lister, they hire make-up people that are your height, or they get them a step ladder.
    When you’re Joshua Jackson, you have to do the splits so a dwarf can touch up your eyeliner.

  5. Troll's Nighmare

    Hey beautiful! If you’re done polishing my face I have something else for you to polish…

  6. EricLr

    Hey, looks like Katie Holmes already has a new job. You go, girl!

  7. She’s giving him a fake black eye so he looks tough. Usually his opponents just slap him and say something bitchy.

  8. Fucking love Fringe.

  9. Tiger

    This is a terrible horse stance. Click next to see it done properly.

  10. BillEBuoy

    Killing two birds with one stone: Airing out the johnson AND getting my makeup done. So dynamic.

  11. That awkward moment when you find out that the guy you’ve always thought of as “that chubby kid” is a 7 foot tall beast with a bad case of the chicken legs and a robotic eye requiring regular sonic screwdriver maintenance…

  12. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    I love him.

  13. Invisible burro.

  14. “Wait a sec…the other times they’ve asked me to change my eye color they just gave me tinted contacts…”

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