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  1. Apparently beating on your ex’s window while yelling “Why don’t you love me?” is hazardous to your health…

  2. kimmykimkim

    What the pants?

    • The thumbnail looks like a funhouse mirror dealio.

      Hey can you imagine if these were see-through like Kim’s? I’ll bet they would be pretty competitive. JLo.Hew’s nalgas, I mean.

    • Cock Dr

      It appears to be a one piece jumpsuit, slate blue, approximately 7 yards of material.
      Goddamn that is an ugly sloppy outfit.

  3. Deacon Jones

    “yes…yes, it’s true. I’ve now sprained my {other} wrist trying to wipe my ass.”

  4. Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

    “Oh Mr. Poop, I want you so bad”

  5. The pants need to be that thick. Stepping into sunlight with a bedazzled vajayjay can cause blindness.

  6. Happy_Evil_Dude

    No matter how many rings you throw at me, I won’t marry yoyu! *breaks her wrist and run off*

  7. hoo-ha

    Hey jennifer, those weren’t bedazzler beads on your vagina. They were large, glossy crabs. It’s called “Rid”, use it.

  8. Finally, a Scrubs porn parody!

  9. Johnny P!

    Why, oh why is she perpetually single?
    I mean, look at that picture! I just doesn’t make sense…

  10. neo

    Sorry haters – I would plow that until corn starts to sprout.

  11. EricLr

    Ma’am we really appreciate having you as a Verizon customer. But, as I’ve told you several times now, I’m already happily married…

  12. Sometimes I just wrap myself in some curtains and hit the town.

  13. I don’t give a fuck what she wears in public as long as she takes it all off when she comes home to me.

    • kimmykimkim

      You know how you mentioned you don’t like high maintenance women? Well, I have a feeling that’s why this one can’t keep a man. I mean, what else could it be? She’s pretty, her figure (not necessarily her body) is pretty good. Bitch has GOT to be insane! I mean just look at the way she dresses when left to her own devices. And she almost always looks like she’s been up all night crying. Or maybe she’s an alcoholic, it’s hard to tell the difference.

  14. Ismoss

    I’ll I can think of is… Hefty, Hefty,Hefty

  15. Contusion

    UNTRICKERY

  16. Michael

    For the record, she isn’t an awful actress. Why is she only seen prowling the streets of La La Land? Isn’t she still doing that “Client List”.

  17. tlmck

    Looks like the latest style from Victoria Beckham.

  18. Holy crap! I think Bubba the love sponge is in there.

  19. Jennifer, you look so tired. Come over here and rest for a few…you can sit right here on my face…

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