The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.16.12

Sarah Jessica Parker at ELLE's 19th Annual Women in Hollywood Celebration in Beverly Hills. (October 15, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jill_Ess

    Nature abhors a vacuum. Poke a hole in it! Now!!

    Oct 16, 2012 at 3:03 pm /  Reply /130
  2. kimmykimkim

    This dress is just weird. Plus, I don’t think it’s right to make horses wear people clothes.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 3:15 pm /  Reply /61
  3. CranAppleSnapple

    People are saying it’s a vagina dress. :D

    Oct 16, 2012 at 3:18 pm /  Reply /70
  4. BigOkie

    “You see, the bridle goes around this area… ya know, to hide these inexplicable indentations in my body.”

    Oct 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm /  Reply /40
  5. Cock Dr

    She’s made completely of tendons.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm /  Reply /120
  6. Steve Jakob

    Günther von Hagens has started on horses, it seems.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm /  Reply /10
  7. slippinx12

    She’s too classy to wear her dressage gold medal everywhere like other Olympians

    Oct 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm /  Reply /80
  8. Pierce Bronzetan

    How did the saddle slip to the front?

    Oct 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm /  Reply /100
  9. sandycakes

    *shudder*

    Oct 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm /  Reply /20
  10. justifiable

    So flat, and so many deep sockets, I’m tempted to break a rack of pool balls on her chest.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm /  Reply /82
  11. Joe

    Trained like a thoroughbred

    Oct 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm /  Reply /00
  12. neo

    The incredible Mr. Ed.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm /  Reply /20
  13. Rubber

    Watch out, Secretariat #innerbeauty #triplecrown

    Oct 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm /  Reply /11
  14. EricLr

    You guys laugh all you want, but she does have a very pretty mane.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 4:46 pm /  Reply /81
  15. Ismoss

    Just so many things wrong in one picture.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 5:28 pm /  Reply /00
  16. your mom

    Whoa. Someone got Madonna’s work out tape!

    Oct 16, 2012 at 5:37 pm /  Reply /20
  17. BillEBuoy

    DAMN! Just shoot the poor thing and put Matthew out of his misery.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 5:39 pm /  Reply /30
  18. zomgbie

    its like built in cup-holders for the jockey.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 6:16 pm /  Reply /20
  19. Little Tongue

    Look at those tendons! Wow! Love it!

    Oct 16, 2012 at 6:42 pm /  Reply /10
  20. Bigalkie

    Warhorse

    Oct 16, 2012 at 8:42 pm /  Reply /00
  21. Persona Nongrata

    “Look everybody! See my gorgeous mane of hair?” (She ignores the braying of onlookers).

    Oct 16, 2012 at 9:32 pm /  Reply /00
  22. DiegoAD

    “Whatcha gonna do when these 24 inch pythons run wild on you??”

    Oct 16, 2012 at 9:36 pm /  Reply /00
  23. Little Richard

    She’s got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin.

    Oct 16, 2012 at 9:49 pm /  Reply /10
  24. cc

    Whoa, easy on the Lasix there honey.

    Oct 17, 2012 at 12:09 am /  Reply /00
  25. John

    Kill it! Kill it with fire!!

    Oct 17, 2012 at 1:18 am /  Reply /00
  26. queen4hart

    I love pony tricks.

    Oct 17, 2012 at 2:01 am /  Reply /00
  27. Deryn

    I’ve been meaning to mention this since Season 4 of Sex and the City. Ahem. BLACK EYELINER ALL AROUND YOUR EYES MAKES YOUR EYES LOOK SMALLER JESUS EFFING CHRIST YOU’RE A “STYLE ICON” DO A GOOGLE SEARCH ON HOW TO BRING OUT SMALL EYES OR JUST WATCH SEASON 3 AGAIN YOUR EYES WERE GREAT THAT SEASON. Phew. Thanks! I feel better.

    Oct 17, 2012 at 5:21 am /  Reply /36
  28. ohmyword

    Madonna & Seabiscuit

    Oct 17, 2012 at 6:48 am /  Reply /00
  29. Troll's Nighmare

    Emergency exists to run away from me are located behind me. And yes, the way to them is THROUGH me!

    Oct 17, 2012 at 7:32 am /  Reply /00
  30. Tiger

    When Dee Snyder applies the makeup so conservatively, it just looks silly.

    Oct 18, 2012 at 11:31 am /  Reply /10

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