Sarah Jessica Parker at ELLE's 19th Annual Women in Hollywood Celebration in Beverly Hills. (October 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Nature abhors a vacuum. Poke a hole in it! Now!!
Thats pretty fucking weird, I mean who has TWO armpits.. seriously?
Who doesn’t have two armpits? I don’t want to live in your version of normal.
fuck you, man. fuck you right up the ass.
This dress is just weird. Plus, I don’t think it’s right to make horses wear people clothes.
Never knew there’s a 1,000 different ways to tell a Sarah Jessica Parker horse joke….but here we are. They never get old, unlike her.
YerGross nails it again.
Dude, look at the little hair bangs! love it!
Thanks. I laughed my ass off at this.
People are saying it’s a vagina dress. :D
“You see, the bridle goes around this area… ya know, to hide these inexplicable indentations in my body.”
She’s made completely of tendons.
I was going to say I’ve never seen Tendonitis before this picture.
Günther von Hagens has started on horses, it seems.
She’s too classy to wear her dressage gold medal everywhere like other Olympians
How did the saddle slip to the front?
So flat, and so many deep sockets, I’m tempted to break a rack of pool balls on her chest.
Trained like a thoroughbred
The incredible Mr. Ed.
Watch out, Secretariat #innerbeauty #triplecrown
You guys laugh all you want, but she does have a very pretty mane.
Just so many things wrong in one picture.
Whoa. Someone got Madonna’s work out tape!
DAMN! Just shoot the poor thing and put Matthew out of his misery.
its like built in cup-holders for the jockey.
stole my answer, din’t cha?
Look at those tendons! Wow! Love it!
“Look everybody! See my gorgeous mane of hair?” (She ignores the braying of onlookers).
“Whatcha gonna do when these 24 inch pythons run wild on you??”
She’s got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin.
Whoa, easy on the Lasix there honey.
Kill it! Kill it with fire!!
I love pony tricks.
I’ve been meaning to mention this since Season 4 of Sex and the City. Ahem. BLACK EYELINER ALL AROUND YOUR EYES MAKES YOUR EYES LOOK SMALLER JESUS EFFING CHRIST YOU’RE A “STYLE ICON” DO A GOOGLE SEARCH ON HOW TO BRING OUT SMALL EYES OR JUST WATCH SEASON 3 AGAIN YOUR EYES WERE GREAT THAT SEASON. Phew. Thanks! I feel better.
Madonna & Seabiscuit
Emergency exists to run away from me are located behind me. And yes, the way to them is THROUGH me!
When Dee Snyder applies the makeup so conservatively, it just looks silly.
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