superficial

  1. Jill_Ess

    Nature abhors a vacuum. Poke a hole in it! Now!!

  2. kimmykimkim

    This dress is just weird. Plus, I don’t think it’s right to make horses wear people clothes.

  3. People are saying it’s a vagina dress. :D

  4. BigOkie

    “You see, the bridle goes around this area… ya know, to hide these inexplicable indentations in my body.”

  5. Cock Dr

    She’s made completely of tendons.

  6. G√ľnther von Hagens has started on horses, it seems.

  7. She’s too classy to wear her dressage gold medal everywhere like other Olympians

  8. How did the saddle slip to the front?

  9. So flat, and so many deep sockets, I’m tempted to break a rack of pool balls on her chest.

  10. Joe

    Trained like a thoroughbred

  11. neo

    The incredible Mr. Ed.

  12. Watch out, Secretariat #innerbeauty #triplecrown

  13. EricLr

    You guys laugh all you want, but she does have a very pretty mane.

  14. Ismoss

    Just so many things wrong in one picture.

  15. your mom

    Whoa. Someone got Madonna’s work out tape!

  16. BillEBuoy

    DAMN! Just shoot the poor thing and put Matthew out of his misery.

  17. zomgbie

    its like built in cup-holders for the jockey.

  18. Little Tongue

    Look at those tendons! Wow! Love it!

  19. Bigalkie

    Warhorse

  20. “Look everybody! See my gorgeous mane of hair?” (She ignores the braying of onlookers).

  21. DiegoAD

    “Whatcha gonna do when these 24 inch pythons run wild on you??”

  22. She’s got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin.

  23. cc

    Whoa, easy on the Lasix there honey.

  24. John

    Kill it! Kill it with fire!!

  25. I love pony tricks.

  26. I’ve been meaning to mention this since Season 4 of Sex and the City. Ahem. BLACK EYELINER ALL AROUND YOUR EYES MAKES YOUR EYES LOOK SMALLER JESUS EFFING CHRIST YOU’RE A “STYLE ICON” DO A GOOGLE SEARCH ON HOW TO BRING OUT SMALL EYES OR JUST WATCH SEASON 3 AGAIN YOUR EYES WERE GREAT THAT SEASON. Phew. Thanks! I feel better.

  27. ohmyword

    Madonna & Seabiscuit

  28. Troll's Nighmare

    Emergency exists to run away from me are located behind me. And yes, the way to them is THROUGH me!

  29. Tiger

    When Dee Snyder applies the makeup so conservatively, it just looks silly.

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