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  1. Cock Dr

    I’ll just assume that both of them had a really great time making the movie together and let others make the gay jokes.

  2. George P Burdell

    The newest NAMBLA recruiting poster

  3. “It’s our little secret.”

  4. Someone is getting or got raped.

  5. “My preciousssssss…”

  6. Inner Retard

    The annual Creepy Pedophile Ventriloquist convention must be held in Spain. I hear this year’s motto is: Nothing lights your fire like the love of Wood.

  7. Eugenio: “Who was that lady I saw you with last night, Elijah?”
    Elijah: “That was no lady, that was my wife! And now I’ll sing a little song while you drink a whole glass of water!”

  8. Looks like Elijah would.

  9. Do Elijah and Eugenio hop around gleefully on a bed at the end of the movie, after the piano has been destroyed? If not, I pass.

  10. After the promo shoot, they watched gladiator movies and gave each other shirtless back rubs.

  11. fred

    “Sssshhhhhhhhh Elijah. Just let it happen.”

  12. Haze Nihil

    My little pretty pretty marionette boy toy!! Jump for daddy, jump for daddy.

  13. KhockbreathKardashian

    Wait til Elijah finds out the boy he sponsored through the Big Brothers/Big Sisters Org is 35 yrs old.

  14. “May I push in your stool ?”

  15. I suspect he buttons his shirts all the way up to his throat so nobody can see he has hair on his chest…that could be construed as TOO MANLY!

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