superficial

  1. meeps!

    Zzzzzzz…

  2. Inner Retard

    Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close- up: I feel pretty, oh, so pretty…

  3. “But faaather, I don’t care if she’s got ‘uge tracks of land. I don’t want to marry her. I want to sing!”

  4. Dick Clooney

    And then Katy pretended she didn’t like anal… “No, Russel, not there!” But I knew better.

  5. cc

    And then the bloomin’ doctor goes ‘You’ve got jaundice!’.

  6. “Tip toe, through the tulips, with mee-ee…”

  7. So now he’s back in England and he dresses relatively normally. What the fuck is that all about? Do they behead bizarro slobs in the UK?

  8. Little Tongue

    “…and she left meeee! Wheeeheeee!”

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