SBM, tall, handsome, successful, Height Weight Proportionate seeking SWF for Heavy bondage and Scat play. No weirdos.
Hahahaha…no weirdos. That’s rich!
Black is not always slimming.
If I looked like him, i would pay an assistant to push a television around on a cart that only showed my right eye.
I love this guy. He’s awesome.
Who’s a rapey midget? Yes you are, yes you are.
It’s either the Johnny Cash look or flowing robes for this guy.
he looks like a smashed version of MC Hammer
“My RunDMC cover band will be here any minute now.”
needs more beard and more gold to pull off a convincing Mr. T.
Please Hammer, Don’t Eat ‘Em.
He just needs a giant ‘m’ on his shirt to be the brown peanut version.
Ya know what pisses me off? Whenever I buy M & M’s they never have the “M” on them. Mine always say “W.”
yet somehow statistically, given whatever financial wealth he has, somebody has sex with that…
I *hated* those bullet things from Super Mario Bros
They are remaking ‘Leprechaun in the Hood’?
He’s black! He’s a vampire! He’s too fat to wear form fitting clothes! It’s Trackula!
It’s actually Tim Conway filming ‘Dorf on Rap’.
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