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  1. All in all you’re just another brick in The Wall.

  2. and since her face was frozen like that for well over an hour, the crew took turns taking hilarious pics with their penises in her mouth.

  3. Doctor_joystick

    That’s the lesbian version of a hard-on.

  4. “As we waited for production to begin, I thought I would entertained Cynthia with graphic details about how I started banging my own step daughter… She was not impressed.”

  5. Lena Dunham sees the pastry cart.

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    Holy shit! My monitor just shattered!

  7. Who opened the Ark Of The Covenant?

  8. Inner Retard

    Not another Mummy movie! When will Hollywood learn…

  9. Art Crow

    Still no big loss, guys.

  10. Little Tongue

    “See? I can take male. Black male, even.”

  11. Mike Walker

    Run Rojo, run!!

  12. caley

    More like ‘Death Itself’.

  13. cc

    If she was trying to impress Morgan Freeman, it sure looks as though she failed.

  14. World War Z sequel?

  15. Domingo

    Yes Cynthia we realize he’s not a pod person but please try and relax

  16. fred

    Excerpt from witness interview conducted later that horrible morning:

    “And then she unhinged her jaw and a tiny lesbian popped its little head out through her mouth. Not just any lesbian, mind you, but an angry flesh eating lesbian who proceeded to eat the boom operator. She ate everything but his dick. She spit that out.”

  17. “Sorry, Cynthia, but there is no way that I believe you know a woman with a clitoris that big!”

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