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  1. Fresco

    The one actor who got international fame for not playing a role. Well done.

  2. Christian Grey’s got to have his Cherrios.

  3. Smart & good looking. So rare.

  4. 50 flavors of spaghettios.

  5. Good move Charlie.

  6. This guy always seems to have the most vacuous expression on his face.

  7. Swearin

    The question he’ll keep asking himself from now on is, “what would this spoon have tasted like after coming out of my co-star’s vagina?”

  8. KhockbreathKardashian

    He backed out of the film because he didn’t want everybody on the set to know he has a penis like a cocktail weinee.

  9. Brans of Anarchy.
    Alternatively: 50 Shades of No Way.

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