i’ve been scared this day would come. A paris pic that turned me on. The only way to resolve these conflicting emotions is kill her.
Me too, first sex.
If she really does it for you, here’s a really hawt video of her for you to beat your meat [or polish your pearl] too.
Its funny how in a picture: just that tiny little peek of skin the size of a grain of rice will catch your eye – Thanks Terry!
It’s also funny in a Paris Hilton picture: just that tiny little peek of eye the size of a grain of rice will catch your eye – Thanks Terry!
I see her body is still weird and inexplicably non sexual. We’ll check in again in another 18 months, thanks.
As Paris ages she’s learned how useful it can be to lasso in your labia.
Yes, yes I would even knowing her background. I would actually keep her. Yes,I am that lonely and desperate.
I’d take her instead of Miley Cyrus because 1. Paris is better looking and 2. Miley scares me more on who knows what she has by now.
And if Paris doesn’t have any diseases I’d take her over Katy Perry as well.
She actually looks pretty good. I totally would. I’ll take her over the Kuntrashians anyday.
She looks less plastic. Not much less, but still less.
she is much less plastic. The lack of fake knockers was a brilliant move and she has only had a nose job and very well done fillers and botox, mild. KK’s face scares me sometimes and her body is my worse nightmare (Im throwing those cheese puffs out).
Now this is the appropriate level of woman that Terry Richardson should taking photos of. She looks good for a hooker, I’d take her for an hour or two.
Battle of the titans. In one corner the creepiest pedophile in the business today. In the other every sexual disease known to man. This should be epic.
It must be hard to keep your head turned like that all the time so you look your best.
I must have reached maturity because as much fun as she looks, I know what a horrible, awful person resides in that head.
I wonder if you squeezed her, the yeast would ooze out like ttothpaste from a tube.
George, I’m sure if you squeeded her you’d get PLENTY of yeast discharge. On the plus side is that it would have a high concentration of blow and X; so you can snoort it.
Those straps would make it easy to attach the weights to ensure she didn’t float back up.
Remember to slit the belly so decomposition gases don’t float the corpse.
Needs more coverage, otherwise that herp is gonna get aerosolized.
I’d buy that for a dollar… no, I’ve never seen Robocop… just making a statement of fact here.
She’s at least twice the age of his usual subjects isn’t she? And about three times the age of his ‘desired’ targets, if you get my drift.
The hot, hot look of an unravelled VHS tape.
I do believe this belongs in “The Crap We Don’t Miss”
You guys! Please.
Every one you would do her up the ass in a heart beat.
Umm…no we wouldn’t.
Most sane people don’t want herpes sores on their junk.
Besides, most of us have already seen the porno she did with Ric Soloman. And with the exception of giving head, she’s about the laziest fuck you can get.
Think I’m joking? Download the torrent and watch it for yourself. Passed out drunk girls are more energtic than Paris.
I have to wonder how you are so sure she has Herpes, or any other STD for that matter. Was it published in People Magazine? Or maybe you’re her physician?
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