Well, it finally makes some sense. Who could walk the Great Wall of China in those pants?
are those the sort of pants the cool kids wear these days?
Is JB the sort of person you consider cool these days?
Kid looks like he’s in good shape, but he needs to keep up on his aerobics; maybe run some steps or something…
Those pants make him look like a capacitor.
or a hatching shark.
I get that joke. it took a second, but I can’t unsee it now.
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE!
The pants, being carried up the stairs…it all makes sense now. He has elephantiasis of the nuts.
You’re giving him too much credit.
Is it Hammer Time already? I forget to set my alarm for douche o’clock.
Sure, anybody could batwing that well if their balls hadn’t already descended.
MC Hammer wants his pants back.:
It’s like one half of a wing suit… For girls…
Are these the leather jogging pants that Kanye was talking about?
Don’t hurt ’em Hammer. Bieber. Whatever.
I thought the man with the 100 pound scrotum was cured.
“Look at me! I’m a Minotaur!”
I bet Bieber can shit his pants all day and never fill those things up!
This is what it looks like when i put my legs through my tshirt and wear them as pants.
I’d say testicular cancer, but, well, you know.
You can only get kicked in the nuts for being a douche so many times before you start to employ protection.
Kid, there comes a time when you MUST change your diaper.
White man prison shower face.
OMG how exceedingly stupid looking that is.
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