Justin Bieber performing in Beijing. (September 29, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Well, it finally makes some sense. Who could walk the Great Wall of China in those pants?
are those the sort of pants the cool kids wear these days?
Is JB the sort of person you consider cool these days?
Kid looks like he’s in good shape, but he needs to keep up on his aerobics; maybe run some steps or something…
Those pants make him look like a capacitor.
or a hatching shark.
I get that joke. it took a second, but I can’t unsee it now.
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE!
The pants, being carried up the stairs…it all makes sense now. He has elephantiasis of the nuts.
You’re giving him too much credit.
Is it Hammer Time already? I forget to set my alarm for douche o’clock.
Sure, anybody could batwing that well if their balls hadn’t already descended.
MC Hammer wants his pants back.:
It’s like one half of a wing suit… For girls…
Are these the leather jogging pants that Kanye was talking about?
Don’t hurt ‘em Hammer. Bieber. Whatever.
I thought the man with the 100 pound scrotum was cured.
“Look at me! I’m a Minotaur!”
I bet Bieber can shit his pants all day and never fill those things up!
This is what it looks like when i put my legs through my tshirt and wear them as pants.
I’d say testicular cancer, but, well, you know.
You can only get kicked in the nuts for being a douche so many times before you start to employ protection.
Kid, there comes a time when you MUST change your diaper.
White man prison shower face.
OMG how exceedingly stupid looking that is.
Not legit. Please quit.
I hope the guy behind him kicks him in his imaginary balls!
With pants like that he could poop for a week straight without having to change his diaper.
When will a rival “singer” put a bullet in his head?!?!?!?!?!
Cool… Bieb’s doing a mash up of “Can’t Touch This” and “Me So Horny”
Please Hammer, hurt him.
this kid is going to make vanilla ice look like a god when this is over.
Did Kanye design those? they are leather with a drawsting. Plus, Kanye’s idea of jogging is holding as much of his boyfriends’ man chowder in his bung hole as physically possible until it gushes out like ole’ faithful. Yes, Kanye could have definitely designed those pretty pants.
That Jr. steroid dose he’s been taking added to his natural shitheadedness has created a true MONSTER. KILL IT WTH FIRE!
Looks like Bieber stole a midgets pants again.
He favors his left hand when giving Usherjobs
Dorf Lundgren ?
Oh you misspelled that.. Let me correct that for you…DorK Lundgren. You’re welcome.
So THAT’S what Leather Jogging Pants look like! Thanks, Kanye!
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but somehow this reminds me of the scene in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey births himself out of a rubber rhinoceros.
His diaper needs changing again.
But the shit comes out his mouth doesn’t it?
In Bieber’s defense, this is the only way he can wear this shirt because the manufacturer forgot to include a hole for his head.
Right now I’m just expecting Jim Carrey to come crawling out of his asshole, naked.
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