Miranda Kerr posted this pic to Instagram. (September 30, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Ah yes, the bellhop fantasy…a classic of the genre.
30 minute skype. You, me & this banana.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring….banana phone.
She looks like the Choo Choo Soul Alphabet chick. Note: this is a very obscure reference that mostly just pleases me.
If only Genevieve was this hot…
Catchy fucking tune…I love it!
No wonder I haven’t gotten a call back from Miranda, dumb bitch has been using a fucking banana instead of a phone!
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?!
The things I can do to you with that banana, girl.
I’ve got something else that’s a great source of protein. Don’t try to peel it, though.
If I squint long enough, that wrist bone becomes a nipple. And honestly, I don’t need to squint that long.
Hello? Yes, this is model.
That made me laugh out loud.
Hot naked chick uses banana as phone…entire internet disappointed.
“Day-o…me say day-ay-ay-o. Daylight come and me wan’ go home…”
She doesn’t know how to put on a hat, or how to decipher the complex differences between telephones and bananas, or how to eat a banana for that matter…but she’s incredibly hot, so here’s some money.
ring ring ring ring ring
Seriously love this woman more and more everyday.
Oh yes, you know what to do with that.
“Hello, tech support, My Apple phone doesn’t work.”
That’s what I call a ‘lucky dog’!
She’s so apPEELing
“H’lo…H’lo…yoo hoo…anyone there?…Well, damn. They must have hung up.”
Hello. Dipshit here.
This is what Orlando Bloom calls “Tuesday”.
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