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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    That finally answers the question of what Emmitt Smith would look like if he was a cute, young blond.

  2. cc

    Shawn Johnson at the Miss Fisher Price Contest.

  3. Holy thighs Batman.

  4. She’s raising money for wheel chairs? That’s good because that’s exactly what she would need after I was done with her. BOOM! Roasted.

  5. She has all the grace of a horse steroids advocate.

  6. I bet those thighs can give you a great squeeze.

  7. Am I the only one that sees a logo for a company promoting 5-way gay sex daisy chains for the handicapped?

  8. EricLR

    Laugh at her all you like. But I think it’s really sweet of her to donate her thighs to those paralysis victims.

  9. Even in heels she hasn’t reached five feet in height.

  10. Sexy little powerball of fun.

  11. Heywood Jablomie

    So they only want to cure paralysis in New York?

  12. Have I mentioned I was on the same flight as her to Indianapolis for the Indy 500? How’s that for a lame-ass brush with stardom?

  13. Medal or not, those quads gross me out.

  14. asshole in my mouth, NOW!

  15. She is the cutest little thing, and so tiny you could have her climb on board and fuck her while vacuuming the living room.

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