1. ThisWillHurt

    “You’ll remember earlier in the program, we put a light honey glaze over Sean Penn and put him in the oven. That was 45 minutes ago, let’s see how our Penn Roast turned ou- HOLY SHIT! Somebody throw this out, I’m make a pie!” – Martha Stewart

  2. Hey maybe he has been visiting Haiti… Most likely St Barts though…

  3. catapostrophe

    Freddy Krueger looks greasy in this photo.

  4. From the previews I’ve seen, ‘Gangster Squad’ looks like a steaming pile of shit – like they were trying to make something no one would want to watch. At least it has Sean Penn’s sex appeal going for it though.

  5. I thought butter face only applied to girls.

  6. The Devil visits Andy Cohen to share a laugh.

  7. EricLr

    Either give Sean Penn some lotion or a chainsaw.

  8. ” All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine…”

  9. Frank Burns

    “Aha ha ha, and then Scarlett asks me if the had the right “dramatic ethos” in her Avengers Romanoff character. I told her to rub my magic nutsack with her left foot to find out.”

  10. B&WMinstrel

    “Bam Bam Bam. Blows away the whole front row. Fuckin’ Hilarious”

  11. He looks like he’s been walking through the desert for a week.

  12. Toe Jam


  13. Just me dude

    seriously…what the fuck dude. Do you not own a mirror? Or have any viable lighting nearby?

  14. cc

    Sean…allow me to point out the distinction between ‘laughing at you’ and ‘laughing with you’.

  15. I hear he’s up to play Jack Sparrow’s son in the next Pirate’s movie. Or uncle. Could go either way.

  16. jaysus sean, maybe rub some of the hair grease on , oh fuck it just buy some shampoo already.

  17. THIS is what happens after prolonged exposure to Madonna’s snatch.

  18. His charity work involves him hanging out at local convenience stores and buying teenagers beer and cigarettes.

  19. *laugh*.. and ya know I was working with that can of Orange Tan, and I’ll be damned if that sunofabitch didn’t get away from me.

  20. Falstaff

    Is his next role “Cigar Store Indian”?

  21. Well, at least we know Madonna renounced Satan…

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