Wilmer Valderrama in Miami. (January 7, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
He has the molded plastic hair of a Ken doll.
That’s the dumbest comment I’ve ever read. His hair is rubber, not plastic…sheesh…
Handy Manny calls Bob the Builder for a little beach side “construction project,” if ya know what I mean.
Mi boner es su boner
“What? No, I’m looking down at it right now, if hasn’t fallen off. Yes I’m sure. Ok Lindsey, good talking to you.”
He loves his girls until they turn 18 and become legally disgusting.
“Yes, it is true, I have an eight inch penis.”
Oh? Your mom’s there? Want to call me back when she goes to bed? … okay, if it’s before 10.. I get it.. that’s your bedtime.. k. call me back.. bye.
“Hello ! YES this is the holder of the remarkable penis, I’ll see if the penis can speak with you now….”
Wonder if he’s calling MTV to cast him on True Life: I Want Calf Implants
“Play a man in a commercial with erectile dysfunction?… I’LL DO IT!!”
“Hey Ashton. Why do you and Mila keep changing your numbers?”
This… Ladies and Gentlemen… Is a Mexican Hairless.
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