1. Phoenix

    He has the molded plastic hair of a Ken doll.

  2. Handy Manny calls Bob the Builder for a little beach side “construction project,” if ya know what I mean.

  3. DeucePickle

    Mi boner es su boner

  4. “What? No, I’m looking down at it right now, if hasn’t fallen off. Yes I’m sure. Ok Lindsey, good talking to you.”

  5. He loves his girls until they turn 18 and become legally disgusting.

  6. Joe Blow

    “Yes, it is true, I have an eight inch penis.”

  7. baked

    Oh? Your mom’s there? Want to call me back when she goes to bed? … okay, if it’s before 10.. I get it.. that’s your bedtime.. k. call me back.. bye.

  8. Throb the Wonder Mule

    “Hello ! YES this is the holder of the remarkable penis, I’ll see if the penis can speak with you now….”

  9. PrincessConsuelaBananaHammock

    Wonder if he’s calling MTV to cast him on True Life: I Want Calf Implants

  10. “Play a man in a commercial with erectile dysfunction?… I’LL DO IT!!”

  11. “Hey Ashton. Why do you and Mila keep changing your numbers?”

  12. bigalkie

    This… Ladies and Gentlemen… Is a Mexican Hairless.

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