Try leaving something for the imagination next time, Goldie. Eesh….

The word undercarriage’s meaning has been forever changed…

I gagged.

I vomited.

I gavomited.

*shakes cup*
“Spare some camel toe?”
*looks at crotch*
“Never mind.”

Why are her labia sagging? Is that something that I have to worry about? Why has no one warned me?!

Prolapsed uterus? Prolapsed anus? It’s a tossup.

That’s a New York pastrami sando in LA.

FINALLY! An outfit she looks good in!

What couldn’t you fit in/up there?

Dead camel toe.

This is what i want Emma Stone’s vag to look like after I’m done with it.

What more proof do you need that it is folly to wear Depends undergarments beneath leggings?

Mmm…. Beef n Chedda!

I love me some vintage, saggy camel toe…nothing tastes sweeter!

I’m in the mood for a roast beef sandwich all of a sudden.

Come to think of it, I haven’t been to Arby’s in years.

I am just afraid of that there vag area
afraid.

Mama Goldie’s packing a log.

“I usually don’t drink coffee while I jog because chunks of my donuts fall into my cup…”

Is it really that fucking cold in LA right now?

“And then her vagine hang down, like wizard’s sleeve”.

that’s no camel toe, that’s a horse’s mouth

I’d hang those meat curtains on my rod.