Try leaving something for the imagination next time, Goldie. Eesh….
The word undercarriage’s meaning has been forever changed…
“Spare some camel toe?”
*looks at crotch*
Why are her labia sagging? Is that something that I have to worry about? Why has no one warned me?!
There aren’t enough “Thumb up” signs for this one. Seriously.
Prolapsed uterus? Prolapsed anus? It’s a tossup.
That’s a New York pastrami sando in LA.
FINALLY! An outfit she looks good in!
What couldn’t you fit in/up there?
Dead camel toe.
This is what i want Emma Stone’s vag to look like after I’m done with it.
What more proof do you need that it is folly to wear Depends undergarments beneath leggings?
Mmm…. Beef n Chedda!
I love me some vintage, saggy camel toe…nothing tastes sweeter!
I’m in the mood for a roast beef sandwich all of a sudden.
Come to think of it, I haven’t been to Arby’s in years.
perfect tag along the one above
I am just afraid of that there vag area
Mama Goldie’s packing a log.
“I usually don’t drink coffee while I jog because chunks of my donuts fall into my cup…”
Is it really that fucking cold in LA right now?
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