Does he play Kojak in this?

This chubby bald fuck banged and then lost his goddamned mind and bounced Kelly Brook. He regrets it terribly now, but seriously, how can I make fun of someone who has touched greatness?

I’m still surprised he isn’t gay. Not an insult, just an observation.

♫ The hills are alive….

I have done ‘The Scorpin King 3: Battle of Redemption’…does it look like I give a fuck?

The poster boy for wasted potential.

I say, old chap, lets gather up our Holland & Holland shotguns and go after some upland game.

Ugh. He used to be so hot…

“Do you people think a gentleman such as myself would answer questions of that nature about Kelly Brook? I am offended…That pussy was SUPERB!”

And that dear children, is how Billy Zane went from male model to old queen in only 20 pounds.