1. Does he play Kojak in this?

  2. This chubby bald fuck banged and then lost his goddamned mind and bounced Kelly Brook. He regrets it terribly now, but seriously, how can I make fun of someone who has touched greatness?

  3. I’m still surprised he isn’t gay. Not an insult, just an observation.

  4. B&WMinstrel

    ♫ The hills are alive….

  5. Toe Jam

    I have done ‘The Scorpin King 3: Battle of Redemption’…does it look like I give a fuck?

  6. The poster boy for wasted potential.

  7. cc

    I say, old chap, lets gather up our Holland & Holland shotguns and go after some upland game.

  8. Ugh. He used to be so hot…

  9. “Do you people think a gentleman such as myself would answer questions of that nature about Kelly Brook? I am offended…That pussy was SUPERB!”

  10. And that dear children, is how Billy Zane went from male model to old queen in only 20 pounds.

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