Does he play Kojak in this?
This chubby bald fuck banged and then lost his goddamned mind and bounced Kelly Brook. He regrets it terribly now, but seriously, how can I make fun of someone who has touched greatness?
I’m still surprised he isn’t gay. Not an insult, just an observation.
♫ The hills are alive….
I have done ‘The Scorpin King 3: Battle of Redemption’…does it look like I give a fuck?
The poster boy for wasted potential.
I say, old chap, lets gather up our Holland & Holland shotguns and go after some upland game.
Ugh. He used to be so hot…
“Do you people think a gentleman such as myself would answer questions of that nature about Kelly Brook? I am offended…That pussy was SUPERB!”
And that dear children, is how Billy Zane went from male model to old queen in only 20 pounds.
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Billy Zane at the premiere of Gangster Squad in Hollywood. (January 7, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN