Man, if that isn’t the “I swear I didn’t pay for this one” look, I don’t know what is…
And by “this one,” I’m assuming you mean the wig.
Is there a smarmier douche?
That’s a man, baby…
(Got posted to the wrong pic)
I find it appropriate.
“Look! Someone wants to take our picture, honey! Smile . . . What are you doing? You’re acting like you don’t want to be seen with . . . Oh.”
They say that late at night in the lonely and deserted career of Jeremy Piven you can see Redcoats
Wasn’t he bald just a few years ago…
As well as a few days ago.
He had less hair in PCU. And that was nineteen years ago.
It is a real natural looking hairpiece isn’t it. the creases of his forhead run into it. You know, like normal folk.
“Crap, I hope they don’t get a picture of my face with this d-bag. I really need that rent money though.”
That’s the look of a man who just got caught getting a blowjob in his car.
He went to London when he heard there was a sale on Hep C vaginas.
They make adult/baby-car seats? Good for him being able to see out of the rear window now!
“Sir, you and your drag queen can’t park here.”
Look who got a new hair-hat for Hanukkah!
Not even his prostitutes want to be seen with him.
Mr. FU sez . . .
Time to give him the world champion belt for Mr. Carpet of the Universe.
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Jeremy Piven in London. (January 8, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN