superficial

  1. Man, if that isn’t the “I swear I didn’t pay for this one” look, I don’t know what is…

  2. catapostrophe

    Is there a smarmier douche?

  3. That’s a man, baby…

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “Look! Someone wants to take our picture, honey! Smile . . . What are you doing? You’re acting like you don’t want to be seen with . . . Oh.”

  5. B&WMinstrel

    They say that late at night in the lonely and deserted career of Jeremy Piven you can see Redcoats

  6. Beer Baron

    Wasn’t he bald just a few years ago…

  7. “Crap, I hope they don’t get a picture of my face with this d-bag. I really need that rent money though.”

  8. That’s the look of a man who just got caught getting a blowjob in his car.

  9. oldfool

    He went to London when he heard there was a sale on Hep C vaginas.

  10. !GTFO!

    They make adult/baby-car seats? Good for him being able to see out of the rear window now!

  11. “Sir, you and your drag queen can’t park here.”
    “My what?”

  12. Look who got a new hair-hat for Hanukkah!

  13. Whyask

    Not even his prostitutes want to be seen with him.

  14. Mr. Fu

    Mr. FU sez . . .

    Time to give him the world champion belt for Mr. Carpet of the Universe.

    Past Winners:

    William Shatner
    Burt Reyolds
    Liberace
    Marv Albert
    Rosie O’Donnell

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