“Let me tell you about the time I thought these would start producing beer…
You ever try to do a Jaeger bomb with milk?”

The teeth, hair, tan, and even the Italian heritage are fake, but these are real.

The Snookster looks kinda good here.
How strange.

I wouldn’t mind throwing a titty-fuck her way if she promised not to talk and kept her nether region under wraps.

I don’t know who Buzzmedia is, but remind me to NEVER EVER let them host my website. Looks like more server problems today.

And this woman is still relevant why? Oh that’s right sites like yours need content, how sad.

I’m not going to lie. I would fuck Snooki. With a condom of course. I like short girls. And she’s a lot more athletic than her figure would let you believe.

If I was a guy, I’d fuck these too.

This is crap I could have missed.

This is crap I would not mind missing..

“Oh yeah, still got it!”

Suddenly, Snooki realized why she never placed in the Katherine Helmond lookalike contest.

And then I discoverd that these were bigger than I am tall.

With my eyes squinted, I see no difference between her and Aubrey O’Day in this photo.

The convergence of Snooki and Aguilera will produce a quantum singularity…of poop.

Neat trick is that she can tuck her nips into her belly button.

Why is she famous? Televised STDs?