That’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking.
He’s gonna reboot the Hitman film too? Wonderful.
I don’t know if this dude is gay, but he’s certainly trying to convince us that he is.
Gay or a serial killer.
What’s with the gloves? is he working as a chauffeur, or is he giving prostate exams in the parking lot?
IT IS FUCKING COLD IN NEW YORK CITY.
did your caps lock key get stuck frozen?
Is he the star, or one of their limo drivers?
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
If Kellan Lutz opens the door of his SUV looking like that, and the back seats are covered in a waterproof tarp… run.
He is one freaky looking dude.
“Miley? Miley who? Oh, that Miley. Yes. Sadly, she twerked her way off of pier last night. A shame, really. Such a pretty girl…”
Signs to watch out for when dealing with frostbite.
Well,that’s not fuckin creepy at all.
Why yes, this napkin does smell like Chloroffff……*plop*
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