superficial

  1. That’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    He’s gonna reboot the Hitman film too? Wonderful.

  3. I don’t know if this dude is gay, but he’s certainly trying to convince us that he is.

  4. What’s with the gloves? is he working as a chauffeur, or is he giving prostate exams in the parking lot?

  5. JimBB

    Is he the star, or one of their limo drivers?

  6. “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”

  7. If Kellan Lutz opens the door of his SUV looking like that, and the back seats are covered in a waterproof tarp… run.

  8. He is one freaky looking dude.

  9. “Miley? Miley who? Oh, that Miley. Yes. Sadly, she twerked her way off of pier last night. A shame, really. Such a pretty girl…”

  10. donkeylicks

    Signs to watch out for when dealing with frostbite.

  11. Jenn

    Well,that’s not fuckin creepy at all.

  12. Vlad

    Why yes, this napkin does smell like Chloroffff……*plop*

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