Is that a banana under your newspaper? Or are you just glad to see me?
I have a high hanging yellow penis too.
“I’ll show you plagiarism, Shia. Does this beard and douche face look familiar? Boom! Owned!”
Nothing says “Career going just fine!” quite like a beard and sweat clothing.
Nothing says your career has sputtered out more than living in a pay-by-the-week motel room.
Just narrowly beat out by “Sad Keanu Reeves”
Is he practicing for his next role playing Shia LeDoofus?
Perfectly cast in that homeless Edward Norton film everyone’s been talking about.
Actually, he’s looking a lot better. Less doughy. He was a fine looking man in the 90’s. Beautiful facial structure.
Awesome. The David Arquette biopic has finally started filming!
Still hot. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Plus- I think his movies are good. I seriously haven’t seen him do anything I didn’t like.
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