Cupping asian boobs requires a slightly modified technique.
He’s starting to get that wiry Steven Segal hair. Not good.
Asian girls: “Tee hee hee! We can’t understand you over here either!”
This is every booth at CES.
Mmmm. Asian chicks.
If Sarah Hyland had been born Chinese she’d be the girl on the right.
Dude, don’t tell CNN you’re at a charity event in Asia. They WILL yell at you!
What the fuck are robster craws?
“I swear I can juggle all three of them!”
“Teee heee heee”
“Teee heee heee!”
Mr. Chan! Care to show us how big the balls of a man who does his own stunts are?
“All I hear is “say herro to Don Zarroog!” and then he grab my junk a-like dis!”
I’m sorry, are we not playing charades anymore?
“The appetizers will be lady fingers.”
Jackie Chan, gets more ass than anyone!!
“My balls are full of fuck.”
Jackie Chan looks like the kid from Kids React.
“…then, Brett Ratner walked in with his pants around his ankles and two handfuls of shrimp saying “All this could be yours if you do another Rush Hour with me.” It was then I decided to retire from american film.”
See. Not dead yet.
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