1. Cupping asian boobs requires a slightly modified technique.

  2. He’s starting to get that wiry Steven Segal hair. Not good.

  3. Asian girls: “Tee hee hee! We can’t understand you over here either!”

  4. This is every booth at CES.

  5. Mmmm. Asian chicks.

  6. Mohawk Disco

    If Sarah Hyland had been born Chinese she’d be the girl on the right.

  7. JimBB

    Dude, don’t tell CNN you’re at a charity event in Asia. They WILL yell at you!

  8. jorge

    What the fuck are robster craws?

  9. “I swear I can juggle all three of them!”

  10. “Firty free…”
    “Teee heee heee”
    “Firty foah”
    “Teee heee heee!”

  11. Codot

    Mr. Chan! Care to show us how big the balls of a man who does his own stunts are?

  12. caption

    “All I hear is “say herro to Don Zarroog!” and then he grab my junk a-like dis!”

  13. Echo5

    Christina Hendricks!
    I’m sorry, are we not playing charades anymore?

  14. “The appetizers will be lady fingers.”

  15. MoreMariaNow!!

    Jackie Chan, gets more ass than anyone!!

  16. “My balls are full of fuck.”

  17. Odbarc

    Jackie Chan looks like the kid from Kids React.

  18. “…then, Brett Ratner walked in with his pants around his ankles and two handfuls of shrimp saying “All this could be yours if you do another Rush Hour with me.” It was then I decided to retire from american film.”

  19. PassingTrue

    See. Not dead yet.

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