1. ThisWillHurt

    The only woman to walk into a Victoria’s Secret and go straight to the shirt department.

  2. She bringing out the big guns. Gotta hook another one. She’s got to get a new album out soon.

  3. Stems.

    That is all.

  4. Mohawk Disco

    *fap fap fap* No, No, crazy, crazy… *fap… Fap… FAp… FAP* NO, C-R-A-Z-Y… *fap…*

  5. JimBB

    The secret is that she’s crazy.

  6. Behind that door? My lap.

  7. “No, they wouldn’t give me ANY underwear. But I got this t-shirt.”

  8. Swearin

    The secret to finding a great purse is determining how many angry- against-an-ex-boyfriend songs written on scratch paper it can hold

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