1. GoPats33

    I don’t find Jizzelle attractive at all.

    • Maybe you would if you spelled her name correctly. I know scrolling up a few inches to double check is an incredible chore, but why not give it a try one day…

      • Jenn

        I’m almost positive the spelling of her name is a joke about sperm(jizz). Even if it wasn’t, I laughed because I thought it was.

  2. Mohawk Disco

    Jimmy: Can you believe this brod?! She just waltzes in here drunk. Doesn’t even take off her clothes…

  3. Didn’t recognize her without a baby sucking on her tit.

  4. JimBB

    Well, her ping pong ball trick WAS pretty damned impressive.

  5. George P. Burdell

    Let me show a you trick I learned from Channing Tatum.

  6. Never understood her attraction.

  7. Jonny foozball

    Dude looks like a lady.

  8. Tom b

    What is going through matts head right then? Looks funny.

  9. “Can one of you idiots in wardrobe tell me what happened to her other sleeve?”

  10. MrChips

    He’s wondering how she gets her armpits so smooth.

  11. I can always tell when the Patriots are in the playoffs, because that’s when the Brady household sends its man around to promote the team.

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