Jesus loves him. The rest of us think he’s a dick.
Jesus thinks he’s a dick too.
“YES! I’m finally the “stable” Balwin!”
What was he doing there? Parking cars?
Delivering a UPS package.
The saddest part about being one of Alec’s brothers is that when 30 Rock cast the brother of Alec’s character, the hired Nathan Lane.
That face would haunt my nightmares, but no way can it compete with that time Photo Boy posted a nude pic of Lena Dunham.
He must be the one that goes Herc! Herc!
Brown is such a slimming color.
“When I smoke, I only smoke Chesterfields… oh no, wait… when I dress, I only dress like a chesterfield… Jesus, these lines are so hard.”
He really should have trademarked the duck face years ago.
I don’t think one can trademark a natural feature. That would be like Kate Upton trademarking big tits.
To stylist: “I had to sell A LOT of autographed crucifixes to pay for tonight, and I want to look like the sexiest most successful human turd in the business. What? Everyone knows they save the REAL blockbusters for January these days. After tonight no one is gonna laugh at Bio-Dome co-star Stephen Baldwin anymore!”
There’s so much wrong going on with that face…I don’t know where to start…
Baldwin must be old English for douchbag.
I don’t always shit my pants, but when I do, I make sure I am wearing brown.
I knew it was a Baldwin, but I had to check the caption, I admit it…
Didn’t this guy play Spider-Man?
Wow I did not think that Chris Parnell would catch on as a look
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Stephen Baldwin at the premiere of 'The Legend Of Hercules' in New York City. (January 6, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News