superficial

  1. Jesus loves him. The rest of us think he’s a dick.

  2. “YES! I’m finally the “stable” Balwin!”

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    What was he doing there? Parking cars?

  4. Hugh G. Rection

    The saddest part about being one of Alec’s brothers is that when 30 Rock cast the brother of Alec’s character, the hired Nathan Lane.

  5. JimBB

    That face would haunt my nightmares, but no way can it compete with that time Photo Boy posted a nude pic of Lena Dunham.

  6. He must be the one that goes Herc! Herc!

  7. Brown is such a slimming color.

  8. Robb7

    Butt ugly!

  9. “When I smoke, I only smoke Chesterfields… oh no, wait… when I dress, I only dress like a chesterfield… Jesus, these lines are so hard.”

  10. He really should have trademarked the duck face years ago.

  11. To stylist: “I had to sell A LOT of autographed crucifixes to pay for tonight, and I want to look like the sexiest most successful human turd in the business. What? Everyone knows they save the REAL blockbusters for January these days. After tonight no one is gonna laugh at Bio-Dome co-star Stephen Baldwin anymore!”

  12. There’s so much wrong going on with that face…I don’t know where to start…

  13. Jenn

    Baldwin must be old English for douchbag.

  14. Vlad

    I don’t always shit my pants, but when I do, I make sure I am wearing brown.

  15. I knew it was a Baldwin, but I had to check the caption, I admit it…

  16. Phoenix

    Didn’t this guy play Spider-Man?

  17. seat filler

    Wow I did not think that Chris Parnell would catch on as a look

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