superficial

  1. You mean to tell me pieces of crap like Harry Potter are nominated for special effects and make up and no one gives this a second look????

  2. joe

    Fierce. And that’s just the smell.

  3. HenryHill

    rags for hags.

  4. Photo retouching by Industrial Light and Magic.

  5. ksmack

    Poor Sears–what a terrible marketing choice–going as bankrupt as Kim’s moral choices….

    • Kathy

      Really, they sell these jeans at Sears. I’m never going into a Sears again. It’s really too bad because Sears has great tools and appliances, but after seeing this, I thing I’ll go to Kmart from now on.

  6. I have the sudden urge to take a pee.

  7. your mom

    Turn around, bastard. Face the wall! You are not true Kardashian!!

  8. Oscar

    Whoever photo shopped the fur off Khloe deserves a medal.

  9. Wouldn’t hurt me in the least if these cunts never showed up on this site again. Speaking of Kim and pissing videos; how bout the 2 chicks who drank donkey jizz and urine. Think that’s gonna propel them the way Kim’s golden shower propelled her?

  10. Buddy the Elf

    Nice try Madame Tussaud.
    It’s like you aren’t even trying to make them look realistic anymore.

  11. Bobby Light

    I thought Khloe WASN’T a Kardashian…

  12. nick

    Fuck it. Mr. President, I believe we need to put the world on to suicide watch.

  13. Mike701

    OK guys, cancel the next 5 shoots. The Airbrushing alone just put us over budget until Quarter 3 of this year.

  14. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The one in the middle’s got a real ‘Fuck you I built my house out of bricks’ look about her.

  15. TurboZinger

    NOBODY puts Wookie in the corner!!!

  16. Fun fact: Khloe is actually wearing a pair of Lamar’s jeans. You can tell by looking at the hem.

  17. I really dislike those kunts.

  18. The Winchester

    Don’t they make denim jackets as well? Shouldn’t someone tell Khloe that?

  19. Ulis

    why did they throw they only cute one on the floor and cut her face off?

  20. This one photo represents uncounted manhours of preparation. They had to hide Kourtney’s stretch marks and boobjob scars, squeeze Kim’s ass into the jeans, and some poor team of bastards had to capture, sedate, and shave Khloe.

  21. uncle denial

    In a white room with meat-curtains… wait, that’s not how the song goes.

  22. fawnaiwanna

    At least he resisted the urge to call it The Krap We Missed.

  23. Bonky

    Ok girls, this one is for grandpa’s birthday so let’s put alot of sexy into it.

  24. cc

    The focus group must have been a real motley crew (no, not those guys, the fug kind).

  25. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Two humanoids with exaggerated features and some sort of bi-pedal monster… is Lucas fucking with the cantina scene again?

  26. Ismoss

    Air pressure on the brush must have been set on “wind tunnel”

  27. The Brown Streak

    Kim is sitting on something that is not black and mushroom shaped? Surely this can’t be photoshopped!

  28. What’s that old line again? Oh yes…

    DO NOT WANT.

  29. butt juice

    The three finalists from RuPaul’s Drag Race have been leaked just one DAY after the season premier. At least their tuck game looks good.

  30. AnnaDraconida

    Early Lara Croft looked more realistic.

  31. It's War

    Seriously enough with the fucking ugly women splashed all over in the internet in blow job poses. What the fuck.

  32. Meatus

    Of course it’s Photoshopped. How else could they fit so much ass into one shot?

  33. Sin

    I see the tag on the pants where GoodYear is the manufacturer is covered. It required steel belted technology to keep those huges asses in the pants.

  34. Bigalkie

    Don’t hate us because we’re disgustingly gross pigs!

  35. Shouldn’t this be like one of those Goodyear ads, where they peel back a layer of the jeans to show the steel belted radial fibers that hold allow the pants to hold together even under the toughest duress?

  36. a short haired girl

    i love kourtney’s lumpy lower back and kim’s magic underboob that’s two places at once. also, nice use of the blur tool over the jeans to cover up pushing in kim’s stomach. whoever worked on this is a photoshop wizard, to be sure.

  37. bbc

    leave Klohe alone shes the only half way decent one of the bunch,

  38. Doctor Joystick

    I see 3 girls and no cup, how am I supposed to pleasure myself over this?

  39. neya

    I’M SOOOOOOOOO, SICK OF HEARING OF THESE KARDASHIANS
    THERE FAKE, IF YOUR SO REAL WHY NOT SHOW HOW YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE! WITH THE FAKE HAIR,LASHES, YOU NAME IT. YOU STAND FOR NOTHING BUT GREED AND BEING FAKE, THANK GOD MY GIRLS, AND MY SON ARENT INTO YOU! AND THERE REAL PEOPLE WITH HARD REAL JOBS!

  40. Horrified

    There’s got to be some new extraordinary program out there that can do this magic….

  41. Ana

    As a girl, I feel like the only one modeling the jeans is actually Chewie over there on the right, and it scares me.

  42. Hugh Jazz

    The only place such a pose would occur in reality would be the millisecond before a free-falling elevator smashed to the ground.

  43. taz

    Who shaved the yeti’s?

  44. Blech

    Oh, come the fuck on!

  45. frank

    Who put the Wookie in cookie!

  46. George P Burdell

    The Kardashians practicing for their window in Amsterdam’s red light district.

  47. umreally?

    one of these things doesn’t look like the other

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