Is he playing Harvey Fierstein in a movie? Because he’s killing the look here.
In other news, Billy Zane is Orson Welles now.
“I’ll take your mom for $100, Alex….”
the legend of bagger vance. ah, the peat.
Meh. I liked him better as Mork.
You know you can get somebody to take up the length of those pants so you don’t have to pull them up to above your gut ?
That dude’s belt just ate 2 nipples.
I don’t always drink Dos Equis…but when I do………I pull my pants up to just below my nipples.
when did billy zane turn 60?
The last job he had was proving the world was round
Wasn’t this guy on I Love Lucy?
No, I’m not fat, it’s the lighting. Now take a picture or just go the fuck away.
If those pants looked any worse, Miley Cyrus would wear them.
Everything felt a little strange since he came back from his trip to see the Leaning Tower of Piza.
“Zorba… teach me to dance.”
Kelly Brook must’ve been inzane to ditch this hunkasaurus rex
גראַנפּאַ? איז אַז איר? (Grandpa? Is that you?)
Shouldn’t that first word be “zayde”? Still, somewhat impressive.
This guy definitely has a type. I used to know a couple of chicks that both introduced him to, at different times during a one month period, and I had to pretend that I’ve never met him before. You should have seen the look of terror on his face when the second girl introduce him to me.
To think, this guy dumped Kelly Brock.. That was an obvious sign of the onset of dementia, now he is full blown and he’s a tucker.
To think this guy ever landed a role with zero acting ability,
When are they going to make The Phantom II already?
The Dom DeLuise Clause.
D movie wonder!
Noooooo! Not the Titanic bad guy too! He is still good looking! Nothing a good trainer and nutritionist couldn’t fix. Get one!!
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