superficial

  1. JC

    “WHAT? The tryouts for the new Michelin Man are canceled?”

  2. joe

    Yep, 100 pounds of oats and three boxes of sugar cubes, delivered tomorrow.

  3. Scully

    Larry King is looking good these days.

  4. EricLr

    Just part of his daily routine–making phone calls to random people, begging them to help him escape from Sarah Jessica Parker.

  5. tlmck

    He’s the new “Can you hear me now guy”?

  6. HenryHill

    big coat!

    ….cooooo-stanza.

  7. Cock Dr

    SJP gets pissed if he talks to his boyfriends on the phone in the house. Doesn’t like the example it sets for the children.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He’s going for a Mickey Rourke beanie and a sweat pants Half Nolte to finish and …. Ohhhh that logo’s going to cost him.

  9. Buddy the Elf

    So he is jogging to the golf course, to rob the pro shop?

    ‘the Heck?

  10. What is that? a scuba suit?

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    Hold on a second… I just saw the most amazing stagecoach. She’d love it.

  12. uncle denial

    What happened to Abe Froman? My how the sausage king has fallen.

  13. “Hello Michelin? I got the part? Really?”

  14. Ulis

    I wouldn’t even know who that was

  15. Bonky

    Yes, honey I dressed the way you told me to. Are you really sure putting this spatula in my pocket is going to make me look like I have a big penis. You know I have seen PLENTY of penises and I don’t think this looks right.

  16. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “What? A Ladyhawke themed commercial you say? To run during the NBA playoffs? Yes, of course I’m in.”

  17. Denton

    That cracked me up, thanks!

  18. Colin

    I’d get a coat like that too if I had to go home to his wife’s bony grasp.

  19. The Brown Streak

    “No, I said I want my wife to show. No, I didn’t say I want my wife to show. I said I want my wife to show!”

  20. cc

    Are those rugby pants?

  21. Sausage King indeed…

  22. Lolli-Pop

    Padding for those surprise Blahnik horse-kicks

  23. Swearin

    “I’ve got on my puffy coat, my sweatpants and my wool hat; you’ll never get me now, gay thoughts!”

  24. Bigalkie

    “Hello George Michael, I’ll meet you and Billy Ray in the park in ten, I just dropped my wife off at the vet”.

  25. Raoul

    “What the hell do you mean you CAN’T turn her into glue?!?”

  26. Overheard

    “I really do not give a fucking fuck how many cops are standing outside the fucking bakery. You get the fuck in that God damn bank and wait for the signal or I make ice cubes out of your Misses”.

  27. squishy

    “911? Can’t breathe…~puff puff~…marshmellow coat…wife made me wear…help please!”

  28. MissSwan

    I thought this was Michael Douglas.

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