Come on… It’s like he’s just inviting us to make comments…
So make one, dumbass.
Ok then. Still not as gay as your dad :)
He needs an “I’m with stupid” cover for his phone
I get the sense he was “spinning webs” on guys long before he was Spider-Man.
So much for the idea that all gay men are snappy dressers.
Will someone please pick one of her 3 three rings she’s already paid for and marry this bitch so she can get her life back on track ?
Whatever he is doing is extremely exhausting.
The gay community announced that they will pass.
“So, Tobey, what are T-Rex Man’s special powers again?”
And I ran, I ran so far away.
Is it safe for Chaz Bono to take so much testosterone that he can grow a beard?
this guy is minutes away from molesting a child
This is actually Tallulah Willis before hair and make up.
Spider Moobs, Spider Moobs, do whatever Spider Moobs do.
Never before has one photo exhibited the attitude “I’m rich enough” this completely.
So are they finally going to make that Peter Porker the Amazing Spider-Ham movie.
“Ooof, what is this, Austria ? I hate doing these things. I really hope they don’t ask me to do some “Spidey” shit. I am so out of shape I couldn’t climb a stair case, forget about asking me to climb some rope shit or something.”
Bringing back the word ‘foppish’ all by himself.
Since when did they get radioactive chickens in Austrailia?
To appeal to a different audience in Australia, the movie execs decided on a more gay and white Fat Albert.
He wanted to spit but then he spotted the paps, so he swallowed.
Steve Reeves, Christopher Reeves, Tobey Maguire.
Every generation has its superheroes.
What does this say about the latest generation?
Leave him alone, it’s that time of month and he’s bloated!
See him slouch
on a door
Once was trim
now there’s more
Look out …
Honey Badger don’t give a shit!
With great power comes great responsititties.
I think he looks like a blow fish, the kind that you see at SeaWorld.
getting ready for his new role as a stunt double for zack galifianakis
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Auditioning for “The Jon Gosselin Story.”
T-rex on the prowl…
Toatlly. Not. Too. Hot. In. Australia.
Full Retard meets Full Hobo.
Why can’t K.D. Lang remember to wash her face in the morning? It’s looks like she has a beard.
So this is what Spiderman would really look like once he hit 40.
So this is Gatsby’s sidekick? I hope he gets himself in shape for the premieres! He needs to do more movies too. The last great thing was “Brothers’.
I don’t remember Rachel Dratch having a fivehead. Hmm. My bad,
Whenever i get out of a vehicle, I make a retarded dinosaur pose too.
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