1. it had to be said

    Someone’s about to get a cap in dey ass.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He just found out the spanish for black

  3. The Pope

    Well damn, I must be in the wrong place! My movie is called “Safe House”, not “El Invitado”!

  4. Contusion

    Jay Pharoah’s Denzel is better than the real Denzel.

  5. What’d you say, motherfucker?

  6. So Liam Neeson is an action star now, and I get to play locomotive engineers? What the fucking fuck.”

  7. He apparently snuck out of his own movie to go see something called “The Guest”.

  8. Bonky

    “Yes, I am almost 60, but here I am making bank for whatever I do and you are down there trying to figure out how to pay this months rent. Any more questions ?”

  9. The Brown Streak

    “This says El Invitado. I’m looking for the Safe House premiere. Don’t you fuck with me boy. You tell me where the Safe House premiere is right now or I’ll come over there and whoop yo’ ass!”

  10. Someone just asked him how his wife’s campaign on healthy eating is going.

  11. bigalkie

    ” Fuck you! You think I’m scared? I’m 23-0 against women”.

  12. journalschism

    “Last question, please. I’m off to the next set where I’ll yet again be paired with a young, hot white guy.”

  13. You mean this look?
    Of course. I ‘m a sanctimonious prick as usual, so yes, you’ll be seeing lots of that in this movie.

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